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I Just Want a Phone

My Razr is finally dying, and I’m casting about for a new cell phone. I have an iPod Touch, and really like it, but I don’t always need a portable computer. It’s also not small, and I can’t really see carrying a phone that large. So I just want a phone.

I don’t want a camera, PDA, “web enabled device”, portable music player, video conferencing device nor even a full address book. I carry a phone to make and receive phone calls, occasionally a text message. I can handle phone keys for entering text, and I really don’t like downloading pictures and video on my phone. I don’t watch much TV, so zero need for that on a device.

I want the smallest, lightest, thinnest phone I can get, with excellent reception and call quality. I tried the Sony Ericsson W580i for a while, and it’s not bad. I couldn’t figure out how to turn off the face buttons, and I don’t need the music stuff. What really aggravated me was the proprietary charger. The Razr uses mini-USB, just like my kid’s Nintendos and my PlayStation controllers and my portable hard drives. I have those cables everywhere. I really hate having yet another cable to carry around or keep in multiple locations. Also, mini-USB can charge from the computer.

So, small, thin, light; excellent reception and call quality, no extraneous features, USB charging. I wonder if such a beast exists. All of the “simple” phones I’ve seen so far have been, frankly, ugly as hell. They’re not thin or light or small. I bet if they took most of the crap out of the new Razr it would be half the size and just what I want. Not likely though. I guess I’ll keep looking.